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A very hairy Christmastime

Once upon a time, I found the most amazing "big-ass coat from the thrift shop down the road."  (*SHOUTOUT--Macklemore!!! That song is my liiiiiiiiiife!*)  It seems only fit to put on my mirrored shades, a coat of slick red lipstick, and mean-mug like a boss while wearing it.


I AM NOT DEAD.'s been awhile. Like...almost a year. 😱 That's rather inexcusable on my part, but I hope that I can rekindle some of the relationships I've let go. 😁

Anyway, here's an outfit from back in fall. But it's what I've been doing a lot of lately--denim and white with gold jewelry.  I go through phases, you know?  I always have.  So I guess 'classic american' was my phase for this past summer.  Mostly because I spent most of my time heavily under the influence of Lana del Rey.