Not-so-Daisy-Dukes

I'm missing summer so badly that I've taken to wearing totally non-weather-appropriate outfits...

These shorts are ideal for my tastes.  They are long enough to be modest (and cover my hateful upper thighs), but their distressed nature implies "daisy dukes."  :)  Good stuff.

Here's some selfies taken in the dressing room at Target.  I just had to post them, because something about that fitting room mirror makes my legs look ungodly long and trim...

 I've experienced that with these mirrors before. Maybe that's why I buy so many clothes there: the mirrors are too friendly. Those sneaky Target marketing people...

Hat/Shorts/Jewelry: thrifted || Tights: Wal-Mart (best tights ever) || Shirt/Bag: Target (sneaky, sneaky Target marketing people) || Shades: ? || Shoes: Cosmopolitain for JCP

Annnnd...for the finish...wait for iiiiiitttttttttt.....................

BAM!

Thigh muscle I didn't even know I still had. 

I kinda freaked out when I saw this photo...like, "Where did THAT BULGE come from?"  Not sure if I like it aesthetically (I'd rather have fashion-model-thighs than fitness-model-thighs even though my genetics say I never will, so sue me), but it is good to know I could still lift a hefty amount (like a BOSS) even though I've been out of the gym, like, all winter.  I guess casual (read: half-assed) pilates and yoga still work a person out enough, huh?

Anyway, enough about my unhealthy habits (unless someone mentions Cheetos or Doritos...then you'll hear a lot more about them...in the form of crunching om-nom-nom-ing sounds).

I just want to let my vintage-loving followers know that

I'll be posting a vintage look in my next post! 

As I said, I'm so sick of winter that I just sucked it up wore a light skirt and petticoat the other day, even though it was drizzling and about 40 degrees.  So.  That outfit will be my next post.